The Republic of Chumlee is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 318 million Chumleeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Chumleean economy, worth 20.3 trillion Bags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,769 Bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,381 per year while the poor average 8,090, a ratio of 37.0 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chumlee's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chumlee is ranked 271,361^st in the world and 6^th in Las Vegas for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.