The Republic of Chum Chum 33 is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 477 million Chum Chum 33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The strong Chum Chum 33ian economy, worth 21.1 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,166 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is moderate. Chum Chum 33's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chum Chum 33 is ranked 68,812^th in the world and 989^th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,247.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.