The Principality of Chum Chum 3 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 630 million Chum Chum 3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Chum Chum 3ian economy, worth 15.9 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration, Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,167 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, livestock mutilations are on the rise, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Chum Chum 3ian roads, and the nation is designated as a welfare recipient under Skandilundian law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chum Chum 3's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chum Chum 3 is ranked 229,486^th in the world and 3,441^st in eta for Smartest Citizens, with 22.83 quips per hour.