The Three Islands of Chum Chum is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karkatta-dea Hanolan with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.091 billion Chummies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chu-aina'oki. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chum Chumian economy, worth 98.2 trillion Robles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,966 Robles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and out-of-work actors say they can't complain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chum Chum's national animal is the Scamper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Lady of the Rainbow.

Chum Chum is ranked 243,063^rd in the world and 1,552^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.09 billion capita.