The Republic of Chudstopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chud with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.898 billion Chudstopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sharty. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chudstopian economy, worth 323 trillion gems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 170,705 gems, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 759,660 per year while the poor average 23,874, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains gems, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Chudstopian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chudstopia's national animal is the 'jak, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chuddhism.

Chudstopia is ranked 309,806^th in the world and 605^th in The UMNS for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -14.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.