The Kingdom of Chrouniss is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.059 billion Chrounissians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senith. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chrounissian economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion Aths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,324 Aths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Senith. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chrouniss's national animal is the meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Chrouniss is ranked 10,368^th in the world and 4^th in Japan for Most Corrupt Governments, with 152.23 kickbacks per hour.