Population | 11.737 billion |
Capital | Green Door in a Tree |
Leader | Warden Christopher Robin |
Faith | Make Believe |
Currency | imagination |
Animal | Teddy Bear |
The Make-Believe Forest Keeper of Christopher Robin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Warden Christopher Robin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.737 billion Youth are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Door in a Tree. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Youthful economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion imaginations a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,077 imaginations, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rumor has it that Warden Christopher Robin has won three lotteries in a row, saying "don't do anything that Warden Christopher Robin wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, gossip magazines have pictures of Warden Christopher Robin sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christopher Robin's national animal is the Teddy Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Make Believe.
Christopher Robin is ranked 3,593rd in the world and 1st in Hundred Acre Wood for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,786.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Christopher Robin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, gossip magazines have pictures of Warden Christopher Robin sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, saying "don't do anything that Warden Christopher Robin wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, rumor has it that Warden Christopher Robin has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, Youthful diplomacy is by the book.
- : Christopher Robin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Christopher Robin, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.