The Republic of Christian Terra is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Robert-Adrian Leușteanu with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.803 billion Terrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Terran economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion Lei a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,324 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Christian Terra Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, the true length of the coastline of Christian Terra may never be measured, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Christian Terra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Terra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Christian Terra is ranked 156,484^th in the world and 765^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 327.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.