The State of Christian Clarke is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.455 billion Christian Clarkeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The strong Christian Clarkean economy, worth 627 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 60,013 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that a Christian Clarkean woman's work is never done, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Christian Clarke has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is well under control. Christian Clarke's national animal is the deer.

Christian Clarke is ranked 209,768^th in the world and 1^st in Pitcairn for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.