The Indefatigable Greatness of Chrinthanium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Nathaniel IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.001 billion Chrinthani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dariopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chrinthani economy, worth a remarkable 5,959 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 180,577 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and nations that kill a Chrinthani can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Chrinthanium's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Shake Ya Grove Thing.

Chrinthanium is ranked 17,142^nd in the world and 5^th in A Modern World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.14 law-abiding acts per hour.