The Indefatigable Greatness of Chrinthanium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Nathaniel IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.617 billion Chrinthani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dariopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chrinthani economy, worth a remarkable 6,612 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 180,577 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and nations that kill a Chrinthani can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Chrinthanium's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Shake Ya Grove Thing.

Chrinthanium is ranked 2,167^th in the world and 4^th in A Modern World for Most Cultured, scoring 251 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.