The National Republic of Chresnia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dymir Perlok with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 3.801 billion Chresnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korzum. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chresnian economy, worth 615 trillion Kevrons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,950 Kevrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chresnia's national animal is the , which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Chresnia is ranked 4,357^th in the world and 3^rd in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Nicest Citizens, with 49.46 average smiles per day.