The United Human Republic of Chr Carlavikay is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Elisabeta Lunuta with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.474 billion Carlavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ca Lavia. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carlavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,269 trillion Vomas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,160 Vomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chr Carlavikay's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chr Carlavikay is ranked 14,515^th in the world and 327^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,164.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.