Most Secular: 4,708thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,458thNudest: 12,718th
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Cholis

Population1.901 billion

Currencylira
Animalparrot

The Theocracy of Cholis is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.901 billion Cholisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cholisian economy, worth 221 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,246 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cholis's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cholis is ranked 263,627th in the world and 966th in Concord for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 24.83 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Secular: 4,708thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,458thNudest: 12,718thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,625thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,645thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,117thLargest Retail Industry: 25,771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 31,245th
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Most Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, children making baking soda volcanos are questioned by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, commerce on Cholisian soil has entered foreign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cholis, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.

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