Population | 4.767 billion |
Capital | Ravenclaw Dorm |
Leader | Cho Chang |
Faith | Ravenclawism |
Currency | Galleon |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Ravenclaw of Cho chang of Ravenclaw is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cho Chang with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.767 billion Cho chang of Ravenclawians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravenclaw Dorm. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Cho chang of Ravenclawian economy, worth 569 trillion Galleons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,453 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cho chang of Ravenclaw's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ravenclawism.
Cho chang of Ravenclaw is ranked 15,784th in the world and 12th in Shadow Realms for Most Patriotic, with 52.91 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cho chang of Ravenclaw was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Cho chang of Ravenclaw was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive, Most Patriotic, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Cho chang of Ravenclaw, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.