The Armed Republic of Chise is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 4.972 billion Chiseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The Chisean economy, worth 281 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,628 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chise's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chise is ranked 170,515^th in the world and 2^nd in Blue Archive for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 328.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.