The Queen's State of Chippewa River is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.082 billion Chippewa Riverians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Welfare, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The thriving Chippewa Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,786 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,273 per year while the poor average 7,524, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and bears with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chippewa River's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chippewa River is ranked 93,987^th in the world and 7^th in Michigan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.