The Confucian Meritocracy of Chinese Confederacy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Council of Experts with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 41.285 billion Chinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chang'an. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth an astonishing 16,576 trillion Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 401,514 Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, all streets are privately owned toll roads, several inches are being added to first class seating, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chinese Confederacy's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Confucian Civil Code.

Chinese Confederacy is ranked 292,780^th in the world and 26^th in Asia for Most Primitive, scoring -1086.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.