The Empire of Chimoretinor is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.196 billion Chimoretinorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimoretinorian economy, worth 926 trillion Denariis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,780 Denariis, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

All facts are created equal, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoretinor's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chimoretinor is ranked 312,060^th in the world and 593^rd in Lair of the Dragons for Safest, scoring 9.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.