The Republic of Chimoreken is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The quiet, industrious population of 4.151 billion Chimorekenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.9%.

The all-consuming Chimorekenian economy, worth 342 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,407 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, it's never "just a game" with Chimorekenian sports fans, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreken's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chimoreken is ranked 53,400^th in the world and 544^th in Lair of the Dragons for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.51 law-abiding acts per hour.