The Republic of Chimoreken is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.962 billion Chimorekenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.4%.

The powerhouse Chimorekenian economy, worth 334 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,368 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreken's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chimoreken is ranked 269,249^th in the world and 117^th in Lair of the Dragons for Fattest Citizens, with 6.7 Obesity Rate.