The ᴄᴀʀᴅɪɴᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜʙ of Chimore is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ireena Sinaasboer with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.297 billion Chimoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Chimore. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chimorean economy, worth 535 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 73,335 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Chimorean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimore's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deeism.

Chimore is ranked 170,184^th in the world and 2^nd in Chimore for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.93 percentage of bribes refused.