The ᴄᴀʀᴅɪɴᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜʙ of Chimore is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ireena Sinaasboer with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.685 billion Chimoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Chimore. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chimorean economy, worth 450 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,426 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Chimore after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimore's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deeism.

Chimore is ranked 125,175^th in the world and 1^st in Chimore for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.21 kickbacks per hour.