The Most Holy Knight Order State of Chicks is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cikarfelid with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and national health service. The cynical, devout population of 4.014 billion Chicks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Camp. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The all-consuming Chicken economy, worth 351 trillion Chick coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 87,648 Chick coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Chicks flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and artists count down the years until Cikarfelid is allowed to listen to their music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chicks's national animal is the mealworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hermeticism.

Chicks is ranked 27,458^th in the world and 1,500^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,802.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.