Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,067thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,993rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,998th
The Holy Cow in Middle of Road of
Democratic Socialists
Loyola 2018
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Chicago 9

Population17.336 billion

CapitalChicago
LeaderHarry Carry XXII
Faithsports

Currencycheeborger
Animalbilly goat

The Holy Cow in Middle of Road of Chicago 9 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Harry Carry XXII with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 17.336 billion Chicago 9ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chicago 9ian economy, worth 926 trillion cheeborgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,454 cheeborgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Chicago 9 recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, the world is looking a bit more worldly, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chicago 9's national animal is the billy goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sports.

Chicago 9 is ranked 161,514th in the world and 5th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Most Stationary, with 121.96147055572 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,067thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,993rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,998thLargest Populations: 21,033rdNicest Citizens: 22,008thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,650thMost Inclusive: 25,642nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Chicago 9's influence in EPCOT Center 1981 fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Chicago 9's influence in EPCOT Center 1981 rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Chicago 9's influence in EPCOT Center 1981 rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Chicago 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, the world is looking a bit more worldly.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, Chicago 9 recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.

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