The Robins Seven Hoods of Chicago 7 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Robbo Robin Hood with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.62 billion Chicago 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notingham. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chicago 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion Poker Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,259 Poker Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, every workday begins with group therapy, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicago 7's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicago 7 is ranked 297,484^th in the world and 18^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.