The Organization of Chicago 2 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Barack Obama with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 18.378 billion Chicago 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The thriving Chicago 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion bribes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,526 bribes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, red tape is the only thing longer than medication inserts, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicago 2's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obamism.

Chicago 2 is ranked 70,170^th in the world and 2^nd in EPCOT Center 1981 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,937.84 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.