The Swordrain of Chibi Texas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doctor with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 2.026 billion Chibi Texasians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Chibi Texasian economy, worth 62.2 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,691 ★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chibi Texas's national animal is the Lupo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Penguin Logistics.

Chibi Texas is ranked 98,279^th in the world and 2^nd in Penguin Logistics for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 48.23 Effective Tax Rate.