The Matriarchy of Chibi Schwarz is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 309 million Chibi Schwarzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Chibi Schwarzian economy, worth 8.19 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 26,502 ★★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chibi Schwarz's national animal is the Feline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chibi Schwarz is ranked 256,743^rd in the world and 21^st in Siesta for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.19 percentage of bribes refused.