The Yawn of Chibi Aurora is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Doctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.1 billion Chibi Aurorans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjerag. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Chibi Auroran economy, worth 59.0 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,118 ★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Calling dibs is an unalienable right, livestock mutilations are on the rise, third world countries are rich in "I Love Kjerag" t-shirts, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chibi Aurora's national animal is the Ursus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Chibi Aurora is ranked 108,925th in the world and 7th in Kjerag for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,366.18 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chibi Aurora, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
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Chibi Aurora, third world countries are rich in "I Love Kjerag" t-shirts.
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Chibi Aurora, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
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Chibi Aurora, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
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Chibi Aurora, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
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Chibi Aurora, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
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Chibi Aurora, raccoons are plump and satiated.
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Chibi Aurora, the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates.
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Chibi Aurora was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
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Chibi Aurora, foreign musicians that Doctor dislikes are turned away at the border.











