The Republic of Chels3a is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Todd Boehly|PM Xabi Alonso with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 867 million Chels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stamford Bridge. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chelsean economy, worth 77.5 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,373 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chels3a's national animal is the Stamford the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chels3a is ranked 50,035^th in the world and 3^rd in London for Highest Poor Incomes, with 55,333.21 Standard Monetary Units.