The Bannorn of Cheldorado is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Bann Aller vos Dace with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 14.624 billion Cheldoradoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeksionka. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cheldoradoan economy, worth 901 trillion kamas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,629 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheldorado's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Cheldorado is ranked 305,666^th in the world and 6^th in Peru for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.