The Nation of Cheku is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Not Cringe Name with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.932 billion Chekuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chekuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,456 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,190 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, it's scientifically provable that Chekuan guys don't know how to make a woman happy, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cheku's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baptist.

Cheku is ranked 5,688^th in the world and 23^rd in The Black Hawks for Most Corrupt Governments, with 210.63 kickbacks per hour.