The Republic of Cheinaldureatopianit is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The quiet, industrious population of 10.211 billion Cheinaldureatopianitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cheinaldureatopianitian economy, worth 307 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,132 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheinaldureatopianit's national animal is the squirrel.

Cheinaldureatopianit is ranked 101,082^nd in the world and 1^st in The United Imperial Armed Forces for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,274.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.