The Golden Light of Cheezopolis is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ieremias with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 17.878 billion Cheezopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caseaggio. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheezopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,631 trillion Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,200 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, cars are banned, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheezopolis's national animal is the Hercules beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheezopolis is ranked 10,521^st in the world and 1^st in That One Place for Highest Poor Incomes, with 123,521.71 Standard Monetary Units.