The Republic of Cheeseniria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by William Prescott with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 4.164 billion cheesenirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frome. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse cheesenirian economy, worth 421 trillion Chices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,117 Chices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, private law firms are unheard of, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheeseniria's national animal is the Cheesenirian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheeseniria is ranked 152,777^th in the world and 128^th in United Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 917.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.