The Communist regime of CHEESE E is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MR E and Oliver the Femboy with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.45 billion CHEESES have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of toe tickling burningham. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The strong CHEESE Eian economy, worth 99.2 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,498 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have CHEESE Eian culture shoved down their throats, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHEESE E's national animal is the kitty cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all of the above.

CHEESE E is ranked 246,855^th in the world and 13,378^th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.78 on the Kitten Softness Rating.