The State of Cheboygan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.672 billion Cheboyganians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The Cheboyganian economy, worth 566 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,523 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, the tenet of free speech is held dear, euthanasia is legal, and Cheboygan has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is well under control. Cheboygan's national animal is the deer.

Cheboygan is ranked 250,556^th in the world and 6^th in Douala for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.