The Republic of Chavante is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Galvan with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.848 billion Chavanteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Welfare and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 7,925 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 399,329 Medals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,978,900 per year while the poor average 45,694, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and many are questioning Galvan wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.

Chavante is ranked 5,627^th in the world and 270^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 534.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.