Population | 9.801 billion |
Capital | Charm Moon |
Leader | Lovy Charmingmoon |
Faith | Librarism |
Currency | Lunariaux |
Animal | Charm Dolphin |
The Lunar Kingdom of Charnhezluna is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lovy Charmingmoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.801 billion Charnhezlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charm Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Charnhezlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,445 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 351,520 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Charnhezluna's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charnhezluna's national animal is the Charm Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.
Charnhezluna is ranked 293,000th in the world and 11th in Lunaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -28.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Charnhezluna's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in Charnhezluna, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.