The Holy Lucky Gold Christmas of Char Aznable Neo Zeon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by St Patrick Spi£g£lG£ist Nick Santa with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, humorless, devout population of 45.702 billion Skivx are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WNZ Char Aznabl£ N£o Z£on City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Skivx economy, worth a remarkable 7,324 trillion Gold Bars Gold Coin Candy Can£ Ch££s£s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 160,266 Gold Bars Gold Coin Candy Can£ Ch££s£s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow. Crime is totally unknown. Char Aznable Neo Zeon's national animal is the Zombi£ Monst£r L£pr£chaun R£ind££r Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skivx.

Char Aznable Neo Zeon is ranked 284,812^th in the world and 2^nd in Skivx for Most Primitive, scoring -421.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.