The People's Republic of Changshang Processing Unity is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 186 million Changshang Processing Unityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Changshang Processing Unityian economy, worth 7.30 trillion Digital Myns a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,257 Digital Myns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Changshang Processing Unity's national animal is the Doijing Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Changshang Processing Unity is ranked 52,465^th in the world and 1^st in Paper luftwaffe for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.