The Dictatorship of Chancellor Kate Winslet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth II with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.885 billion Britishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chancellor Kate Winsletian economy, worth a remarkable 2,240 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 458,613 Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, Queen Elizabeth II can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and the little guy plays a big role in Chancellor Kate Winsletian politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chancellor Kate Winslet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chruch of England.

Chancellor Kate Winslet is ranked 292,442^nd in the world and 71^st in Goddess White for Most Primitive, scoring -924.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.