The Democratic Republic of Chanalland is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.921 billion Chanallandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Chanallandian economy, worth 268 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 54,515 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,101 per year while the poor average 7,322, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, organ donation is compulsory, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chanalland's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chanalland is ranked 249,296^th in the world and 43^rd in Quarantine Zone for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 540.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.