The Kingdom of Champaubert is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Jérôme III with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.871 billion Champaubertians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Audierne. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Champaubertian economy, worth 701 trillion livres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,104 livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Jérôme III's Twitcher account is typically used to share Hippogriff memes rather than government policy, citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons, Audierne's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and conspiracy theorists allege Audierne's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Champaubert's national animal is the Hippogriff, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Champaubert is ranked 11,714^th in the world and 128^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 107 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.