The Tasty Jewish Bread of Challah is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.515 billion Challahians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soft Insides. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The all-consuming Challahian economy, worth 253 trillion Bread Bucks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 100,919 Bread Bucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,721 per year while the poor average 20,808, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

The ban on cars has been repealed, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Challah's national animal is the Challah Dodger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Challah is ranked 63,587^th in the world and 1^st in Realm of Baked Goods for Highest Average Incomes, with 100,919.78 Standard Monetary Units.