The Glorious Supreme JewishState of Chakalet is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyoohoo with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.895 billion Chakaletians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jewscow. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The all-consuming Chakaletian economy, worth 196 trillion Keils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 103,222 Keils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Chakalet, Benjamin Netanyoohoo claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', one man's trash is another company's tax break, and adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chakalet's national animal is the Lion of Judah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chakalew.

Chakalet is ranked 226,132^nd in the world and 2^nd in Mappy nerds for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.