The Holy Empire of Chajelja is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bishop Minh Cham with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.291 billion Chajeljans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yithiru. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chajeljan economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Etziches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,810 Etziches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Giving up when the going gets tough is all the rage, the nation's skies are now a wasteland, the government is full of esquivalience, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chajelja's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Chajelja is ranked 328,153^rd in the world and 257^th in The League for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.