The Royal Dominion of Chadinda is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Limited Edition Puppet Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.43 billion Chadindans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Powerton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chadindan economy, worth a remarkable 1,630 trillion Perenials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,881 Perenials, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Chadinda Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, visitors to Chadinda are microchipped and must be escorted by a Chadindan soldier - even to the bathroom, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadinda's national animal is the Dauphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cactus Worship.

Chadinda is ranked 13,837^th in the world and 5^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,317.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.