The State of Chaco is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.95 billion Chacoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The very strong Chacoan economy, worth 794 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 27,416 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Chaco has designated Westminster as its capital city and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Chaco in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Chaco's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chaco is ranked 34,833^rd in the world and 1^st in Chaco for Most Conservative, scoring 79 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.