The Oppressed Peoples of Cgi-bin is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.594 billion servers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cgi-binian economy, worth 132 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 20,045 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, a major religion has been named as Cgi-bin's national religion, the Federal Council of Cgi-bin has been announced as the new Head of State, and Cgi-bin has designated Cgi-bin City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cgi-bin's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cgi-bin is ranked 46,986^th in the world and 1^st in Regency Puppets for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 708.53 on the Clooney Contribution Index.