The Tuzos of CF Pachuca is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carlos Moreno with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.035 billion tuzos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Hidalgo. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient tuzo economy, worth 281 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,483 peso mexicanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CF Pachuca's national animal is the taltuza, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

CF Pachuca is ranked 239,605^th in the world and 30^th in Puppet Storage for Bongos for Safest, scoring 36.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.