The Pandilla of CF Monterrey is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jesús Manuel Corona with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.98 billion rayados are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio BBVA. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient rayado economy, worth 663 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,717 peso mexicanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CF Monterrey's national animal is the bulldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is catolicismo.

CF Monterrey is ranked 19,458^th in the world and 12^th in The Bongos United for Highest Average Incomes, with 166,717.57 Standard Monetary Units.